皇弟

朕近日多左個皇弟, 係一隻康沃爾帝王貓 (Cornish Rex), 叫「黑頭次郎」, 貓奴叫佢做細B, 貓友叫佢做ETB...
細B係來自日本既, 但既然入得朕領土, 做得朕細佬, 冇奶油唔用朕個寶號加嘛~ that's why 佢叫黑頭次郎囉!!
至於ETB? 無他既, 純粹係因為佢似ET之嘛!!

話時話, 頭兩日真係對佢冇咩好感, 因為佢日嗌夜嗌, 都唔知佢嗌乜, 攪到朕冇覺好訓。而家ok啦, 可以接受...但並代表係佢嗌少左, 只係朕已經習慣而已......
另一方面, 佢真係好癲, 朕成日都聽到個女貓奴咆哮同嗌救命。聽聞佢尋日仲咬女貓奴個pat pat添呀....朕都未敢咁做, 唉~ 唔怪得d人成日都話d架仔咸濕啦!!